- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Catholicism.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

I like school Said no one ever.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't the pirate go to the movies? He had scheduling conflicts

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

A French man gets into a fight

people can be soooo loud!!!!!!! sooo loud that they wake up helen keller!!!!!!

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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