- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What do you tell a women with two black eyes? Nothing, you've already told her twice..

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

Q; why did the German ask the Jew to go in his shower? A; because the Jew had stayed the night at the Germans house.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

knock knock Dave's not here.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

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