- Anti Joke

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

which one is easiest

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill came tumbling after. They both died of blood loss.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

How do you make the general public confused? ...

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick