How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? Jenga games regularly don't kill around 3000 people.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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