- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

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What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

What did the Scientist say after he created Frankenstein? - I just created Frankenstein.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to give him a bad reputation, but not enough to kill him

There's an african american, a latino, and an asian man riding in the car, whos driving? Obciously one of the three

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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