Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

whats the difference between kids and jewish people? kids come home from summer camp

Why so serious ?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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