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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Your Mom The End.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

What would u like to drink?

there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Why was the boy eating lunch by himself at school? Because his only friend was hit by a train.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Yo momma so stupid she tried drowning a gold fish. She got accused for animal cruelty.

What do you call a joke that is not funny? An un - funny joke.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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