how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Julian Ha.

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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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robin, get in the car.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a dead baby joke? Dead baby jokes aren't funny.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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knock knock There's no door

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Ms Leong Sux

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

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What's worse that pooping in your pants having someone see it

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