- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

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