- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

what's white and sticky semen

why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, to tell you the truth, I think that the chick-fa-lea came first.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

What is worse than an 11 year old getting raped You getting caught

Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

A horse goes to the mall and when he is in the checkout line there is a man at the cash register the man at the cash register says "Why the long face?" and the horse replies "hey buddy, watch it!!!!!!!"

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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