- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What walks on it's hands My uncle

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

A construction worker walks into a bar. Lucky he was wearing his hard hat.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

so today i took a poop. hehe

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

Why does my friend pick up garbage? Because he is a garbageman.

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

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