- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

good pick up line hey baby have u seen my heart cuz i think you stole it

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

What do you do to become a hairdresser? Set Off the fire alarm

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VITAMIN C!

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? One has a slightly darker skin complexion

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What do you call a black man playing golf? A golfer.

What do you call a guy with a bomb strapped to his chest flying a plane? A pilot with a bomb strapped to his chest

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