- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does a man with no legs cross a road? In his wheelchair.

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

What did the prosecuting attorney say to the defense attorney? I hate you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

How do you kill a blonde? Drench her in fluoroantimonic acid and watch her explode in a violent and gruesome death.

You know whats funny Aids

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

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