- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What did the mexican do after he finished his taco? He was eaten by a dinosaur.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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