Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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guy walks into a bar, ouch

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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Your momma is so old, she qualifies for multiple financial aid programs provided by the government.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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A person from Singapore eats

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

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Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

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aodhan hearty

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Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

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Why didn't Fred answer his phone? Because Fred is a tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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