- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drew edminstin is a rat

Roses are red, violets are red, tulips are red, oh shit my gardens on fire!!!

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Nerve endings. Now, lets say we make that sensation of a finger down there vibrate, as your nose (not not your lower parts no no) become twenty times as sensitive, now you are just rubbing your nose right? Try not rubbing it completely off now...

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

when tempuratures get to high the elderly will start to DIE :( ;O

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

no pun intended

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Why did the tight shirted Asian man spend all his time on his knees? Because when he was 12 he was forced to work in a textile factory where he lost his lower legs.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Q. A couple went on a boat. The boat sank. Every single person died, who survied? A. The couple.

oh whatever Greece isn't going to leave the eurozone shut up about it already

A man walks into a bar. -Can I ask where am I? - he sais -Yes, you can. - sais the barman Awkward silence occurs. -Why aren't you asking? I said you can.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

Why did the Indian cross the road? Trail of Tears.

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