Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

CFL

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Mahmy

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

What walks on it's hands My uncle

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

im jackson, i have a small willy, and like to finger my dog

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Whoop-dee-do.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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