Miscarriages.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

knock knock Who's there? Me Me who? Me Doa Kong Oh, Hi! Come on in.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

Knock, knock! Who's there? interupting little turtle interupting little tur... LITTLE TURTLE!

What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

A baby seal walks into a club.

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

knoc knock! who's there? poo on! poo on who? you!

What is the difference between an anti-joke and a joke? The word anti before anti-joke.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Q: Why do Indians smell? A: Cause they have noses? Racist.

how many jews does it take to fit in a mid-size sedan? -5 comfortably.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

what do you find at the top of mountains? things

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