Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

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did you know hellen keller had a dog? niether did she

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Y' can't spell rape without ape.

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Q:Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because he lost all of his tongue due to the chemicals of cigarettes.

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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Anti-Joke is a knock-off.

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What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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What do a squirrel and a grape have in common? They are both purple except for the squirrel.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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