- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

why did the black man go to court he was a lawyer it's is job

Things i like to do when im bored; chase after ostriches take major dumps masturbate give myself major erections EJ

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

What are the last words of a child dieing of cancer ? Nothing because he is to ill to speak

You having friends.

What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

Why did the black man go to Jail? He was visiting his friend!

Why could the little girl not swim? She had rabies.

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Did you hear about the guy with five penises? Me neither, because that sounds like a very improbable aberration.

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

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