- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

two peanuts were walking down the street. but one was unsalted...

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

You were born.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? TOO FUCKING MANY

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

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