What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Mahmy

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

Knock Knock Who's there The Holocaust!

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

CFL

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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