- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

What did the homeless man get for his 34th birthday? 34 years of regret.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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