why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

If people are freaking out about this Kony guy I cant wiat to see the look on their faces when they check in my crawl space.

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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