What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Pigachu is a Porkemon.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What did the asshole say to his friend behind him? Fart

After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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