I know a black person. His name is Mikey.

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Brain fart

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What do you call a guy with no arms? Names.

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That would mean that you are not its leader, or that you are, the result would have been the same, if you are the "head honcho" they would have gone for you, and your employees. Now, if you are an employee, they would have gone for your leader, and of course you. So between us and nobody else really its fucking antijoke, are you the leader?

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

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What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

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What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Why do dogs walk across the street? Cause they can

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Montague goes to the alcoholics meeting and says "Hello I'm Montague and I am an alcoholic" Evreyone points at him and chants "LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!, LOSER!" Montague is appaled, he expected to be welcomed with sympathy and respect. Then he realises his mistake. He has walked into meeting with a bottle of whisky and is wearing a Justin Beiber T Shirt

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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