- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

What looks like half an Apple? The other half.

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school? Both of his legs were amputated. He can't ride a bike ever again.

What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

How do you get a one armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder, he needs help.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

What did the kitty say when it's owner called him over? Nothing. It's owner killed him.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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