What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

What's blue and smells like sky? Sky

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

What's did the white man say to the black man? Howdy.

If you have read this its to late. You have already read this. Im am very sorry.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A white guy jumps over the fence belonging to a Mexican family

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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