WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

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What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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woman's rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your husband died.

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Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

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I walk into a bar...

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

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Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

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What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Smoke Day, Every Weed.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

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knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

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whats a joke

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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A white man, a black man, and an Arab man are standing in a room. Who stole your wallet? No one, you suffer from ALS and therefore do not carry a wallet because you have no way in which to use it. To top it all off your medical bills are so high that your family would be financially better if you were to die and your dream of being an entrepreneur is slipping away as you realize that pitching an idea is difficult in a monotonous drone.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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