How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

ARGH! LADY THAT SNAKE BIT MY PECKER! YOU HAVE TO SUCK THE POISON OUT NOW! OMG SURE, err...Meh, thats not a poisonous snake... Oh... dammit! I mean phew! Ouch ouch ouch!

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, he malfunctioned and strangled him. Despite the authorities best efforts to free the kid, he was still strangled because robots are really strong. After killing the boy, the robot self destructed and leveled 5 city blocks everyone within the vicinity was killed.

What did Siri say to Cortana? Nothing. Someone has to say something in order to activate either one of the voice recognition devices.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, why the long face?" The horse replies, "I have cancer."

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

An Irishman walked out of a bar

your mother is so fat that I am concerned that her health is at stake and she may develop diabetes and heart disease

Why was the baby crying? He saw a nigga

George Lopez never said anything funny in his life.

If a plane crashes on the boarder of Canada and The U.S.A- Where would they burry the survivors.

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

Yo mama's so poor, she doesn't have a lot of money.

Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

knock knock come in!

Yo mama so fat, that she feels uncomfortable in a bathing suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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