Did you hear about the Polish submarine? It was one of five in the Polish Navy.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

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A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

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Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

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How many girls does ittake to screw in a lightbulb? Doesnt matter as long as dinner is on the table by 6:00

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

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whats the difference between a black rapist and a white rapist? the black rapist is black

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's dead.

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What to hear an anti-joke? No.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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I'm hungry.

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What's the one good thing about being a paraplegic? Nothing.

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Me too.

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I have a really good knock knock joke. You start. Knock knock. Open the door see who it is and then slam the door in your face THE END

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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What's the difference between two elephants? One is dead.

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A man walks out of his house and sees a......BIRD!!!

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A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

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find the mistake in this sentence: Sadam Hussein: "hello" mistake: Sadam Hussein said hello!

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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