- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

Why couldn't Dumbo fly? Because he had just been killed by an African Poacher, and dead elephants can't fly. This is very sad.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

Me: How can you tell if somebody's a Nazi? Friend: How? Me: Their killing people in a ghetto. Friend: My friend was shot in a ghetto. Me: So, does that make him a Jew? Friend: No, he was just killed in a big ass oven.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? -She had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? -Not Sara!

Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

why did the students in 7/8 red try to commit suicide? they had miss harding as a teacher!

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