- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What's 2+2? Fish

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

What do you call a really old black person? Someone's grandfather

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

knock knock... ....... no one replies.. the family is deff..

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

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