A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

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What is black and has no education A tire.

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

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Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

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What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

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what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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#IsaiahAfterAD&B

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

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what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

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