A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

Nice ass. Too bad it's cracked in the middle, though.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

Knock Knock Who is there? *bang* The following story depicts the life and death of Bob:___________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________then he opened the door and was shot in the face.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

What is black and has no education A tire.

What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

How much cabbage is in sean's teeth? lots, like it's rotting in there

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

How do you get to the store, if your car is broken down? Steal a blind girls bike, she can't ride it anyway!

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything.

Knock, knock who's there? Steve Evans. Steve Evans who? You've already forgotten me? We just met on Eharmony yesterday.

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

what did Russell wilson get for Christmas a seahawk..

What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

Three irishmen walk into a bar...every day, and then stay until it closes.

Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

#IsaiahAfterAD&B

Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

Knock knock. Who's there? Screw! Screw who? Screw you.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Anti Joke

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