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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a red boat and a blue boat collided all the survivors still have nightmares to this day

how many Arabs and Jews can you fit on a bus? The bus in question is a 56 seater,so 56. If you cram some people in the aisles you could probably fit 65 if you didn't care about anyone's comfortability sheesh you might even for in 100 or more.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

:)I will always assist you in whatever you ever want. :(I want to kill you!

I had a lemon. hi.

there was a pre school teacher and he told the children to draw a squirell. One boy breaks into tears because his entire family was slaughtered by a pack of squirrels. This upset the teacher

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

A black, Kenyan man enters a race. He comes in second to last as he didn't practice as much as the other contestants.

A woman tells her boyfriend that shes going shopping. Later that day the boyfriend sees her in an alley giving a blow job to a stranger so he says "What are you doing here?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

What did Jesus say to the jews? Fuck you.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

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