What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

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are u black unlucky

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

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what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

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question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

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What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

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One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

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Llamaworm

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

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Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

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q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

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1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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