What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

are u black unlucky

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know u tell me

what did the judge say to the lawyer during a trial. He said We are all in a court. thus concluding that the judge was retarted.

question: why did the dog whine? answer: Because it wanted the freakin bone

What`s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff What did the banana say to the ear? Hello

One day a woman wrote a letter to her husband whom was at war. He received it, read it, and was happy to know she was thinking of him.

Llamaworm

Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

q. a whale walks into a bar. The bartender asks"why are you wailling?" A. I my 3 year-old son died.

live or die you decide to late time to die

Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

What do you call a fish without gills? Dead

god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

So, there was two monkeys sitting in a bath tub one says "Hey, could you pass the soap?" the other says "what do I look like a typewriter?"

What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

what goes ha ha ha ..plop? We are all going to die.

1: Knock, knock 2: Go away!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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