- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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mommy mommy! why are we pushing the car over the cliff?! the mom answers shhh youll wake your father...

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he wants to drink. He orders a beer.

What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

why do black people hate whites? their is no light in the ghetto

Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

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