why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the sadistic farmer with a loaded shotgun (as the farmer has an extremely large score to settle with the chicken, as his wife was dead, a cause of mad cow disease, an STD from the chicken, as the chicken is a pimp) thus escaping captivity and starting a new life as a free chicken. God save Martin Luther KIng

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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Man 1: Is your refrigerator running? Man 2: Nope, broke last week.

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What's city is in New York New York City

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A white man and a drunken black man enters the bar, the bartender calls the cop and the black man is dragged into the police car. The black man screams YOU ARE RACIST! YOU DAMN RACISTS! The cops tell him he has been walking around the streets naked the last 2 days... Oooh... I am really sorry sir says the black man. He was forgiven and went sober forever. Moral: No moral, that is the anti moral in this anti joke...and besides I am a W class celebrity.enjoy life

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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What's worse than a tree getting cut down? This joke.

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Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

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Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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