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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

How do you confuse a chicken? Paint yourself black and throw seeds at it.

Nice belt.

A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? What you probably have is a lawyer on holiday with his children, allowing himself or herself to be buried in order to please said children.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. ----- Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

Whats worse than the holocaust A: not much

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

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