Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman are on a plane. The plan is carrying too much weight, and is destined to crash. They drop the luggage, but there is still too much weight on board. They drop the secondary engine, but there is still too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, someone keeps shitting in my garden

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A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

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Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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What's worse than walking into a door by accident? Finding out that your mother molestors children.

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Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name because she is a woman and worthy of my respect.

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life is like a box of chocolates... it doesnt last long for fat peopl

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