1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

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An aspiring lawyer walks into a Bar. He will find out if he passed in a few months.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

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What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Do you know why one side of the V formation that geese fly in is longer than the other? Because there's more geese on that side.

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Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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