- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did Delaware? A coat.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

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