- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's worse than an actual joke on anti-joke.com? Many things. Considering this is only one website among millions on the internet, and it really has no effect on what happens in the world, it really isn't a big deal in the grand scheme of life.

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

"Do you know the joke No me neither?" "No..." "Me neither..."

What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

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