how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

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How did the little boy with cancer run in his running race??? Very Well....

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

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A man walks into a bar and pulls out a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist, which is really just his member with a smiley face drawn on it. Somebody calls the police muttering, "What is this world coming to?"

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Q: What did Peter say after a long day of work when he got home? A: Nothing, in fact he has job, home, family, or anyone to help him. His leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A blonde went to a hair dresser's one day, listening to a walkman. The hair dresser asked her what she wanted, and the blonde replied, "I need to get my hair trimmed, just make sure that you do not take these headphones off." The woman looked at the blonde, surprised, but did as she was told. While she was brushing the blonde's hair, she accidentally bumped the headphones, knocking them to the ground. As she bent down to pick them up, the blonde fell over, onto the floor. The hair dresser was very confused. She picked up the head phones and listened. This is what she heard..."breath in...breath out...breath in...breath out..."!

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What happens when you walk around with a kick me sign on your back? you get punched in the face. How are you supposed to know it says kick, you cant see your own back.

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Someone with a lame joke: What's black and white and red all over? Smart person who decides to mess with him: Nothing, if it is red all over how can it be black and white???????

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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To mama's so fat when she went to Dairy Queen she Ordered a blizzard.

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1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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Why do ducks have flat feet? To stomp out forest fires Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out flaming ducks

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

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Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

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Anti Joke

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