- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

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