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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you dint have to be a jew matt

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What comes after 69? 70

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

What's big, black, and just knocked an 8 year old girl off of her bike? The refrigerator I just threw at her. (not all are white you know)

you gay?

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

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Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? Someone shot it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why was the black man in school detention? For sleeping in and showing up late accidently

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

How do you make a suicide jumper not jump? Shoot him instead.

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