Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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WHO LET THE DOGS OUT?!?!?!!! Not Michael Vick.

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Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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Did you hear about the Mexican boy scout that helped that old lady cross the border.

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How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

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do you know who loves getting fisted? sock puppets

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An elephant walks in to a dry cleaners and asks the Chinese man behind the counter for the price of cleaning two shirts. The man replies, "$3.00."

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

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What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

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What can I say, besides, the media is fighting one another now, people do have more freedom, religion is losing the grip on people, and yeah the world may be a bit grim right now, but people have chosen their own direction in life, and that is going wherever the most corrupt ones in society tell them to. And that was never different, I am not saying that you are not doing a good job, I am saying that the underground society failed, we where idealists, then we where branded criminals, without a shred of proof, I have not lost myself, and you have not lost you, why save the rest from what they enjoy?

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Just aids, and gonnoreah, and... Jk, I wont type it here, and I am not "suffering" from nothing, its a condition, it can be a struggle, and yeah it could turn fatal, on the bright side its not contagious (its genetics, flawed genetics) but on the bright side, so far chances are greater of me dying from a giant meteor falling on me as I sleep, than from this... Not disease, genetic flaw, take it from a guy that was born without toenails, has two eardrums and some weird tiny holes on his ears (I can send you a pic of those tiny weird holes, they are not weird, kinda cute I been told and can say so myself) so you calm yet?

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its not for us to determine its motive, i'm sure it has its reasons

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I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something.

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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Thanks I guess, I do look a lot like that anime, except my eyes are not giant and I got lips and you know about everything else is different, besides I wear blue or brown contact lenses Ohh, and in case you had not already noticed, I dye my hair brown, believe me, there is enough red in me to go around already... Nero huh? Angelo Nero? So what kind of sick parents did you really have, or do you have? This is weird, you suddenly got even more interesting Nero.

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