so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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What did the guy day to the other guy with an afro on his head? You look like a guy with an afro on his head.

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What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

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Why could'nt Ray Charles read: He was black

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What do you call your mom? Mom

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

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A plane crashes on the border of the U.S. and Canada, where were the deceased buried? It turns out that there were passengers of several different nationalities on board, all of which were buried in their respective homelands.

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I was in the 74th hunger games I hid in the cornucopia until almost everyone was dead. Then I saw Katniss and Peeta so while they were distracted with night lock I pulled a rubber chicken out of my ass and beat the shit out of them till they died then I won the 75th hunger game also. They asked me to be there mocking jay but I killed them all and blew the plane up in the Capitol the end. By Adam Chebali

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A. Treadmil

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Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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