What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

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I have a really funny joke.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

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A man drove up to a drive-thru. He ordered a coke, but the lady at the window spilled it on his lap. He promptly changed his clothes and accepted the lady's apology.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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why cant little timmy ski? he was born without legs.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

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a blond was walking across a river thinking how do I get across. when she saw another blond. and asked how do I get to the other side and the other said your already on the other side.

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96 there mad at each other instead its 69

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

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Why did they serve Swiss cheese at the church? It was lunchtime.

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Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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