- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm wearing pants. Are you wearing pants? Yeah.

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Smoke Day, Every Weed.

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

woman's rights

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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