- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Why the chimp fell off the tree? Because it's dead.

did you stub your toe?

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

What's 9+10? 19.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

what happened to the little kid on a bicycle? Nothing

Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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