Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

What's green, yellow, and red? A traffic light

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Q: What's worse than being stung by a bee A: The Rwandan Genocide

How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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