Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What did the man say to the prostitute? Can I pay you to come with me to a cheap motel and partake in sexual intercourse with me?

matt has ebola...funny right!?

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

So three black men walk into a bank, one of them uses the ATM, they all proceed to the exit after he is done.

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Chris is hairy

Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Why did the chicken cross the road? The grass is always greener on the other side.

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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