- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the woman say ow? She was shot in the foot

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Why did the husband and wifes marriage fail? The husband slept with many other women and is putting his family through a hellacious situation.

Sam Hengal.

DUH DUH DUH DRAMATIC HAMSTER

A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

Women's rights

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I have alzheimer's Hey I just met you Coopn8r

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

What is the biggest killer in America? Death.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

A woman wears a dress.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas ? cancer

Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

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