- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

i like your face... HAHAHAHAH just kidding you make me want to projectile vomit.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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