why did the girl moan in pain? she got punched in the face.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Suddenly a wild bunny appears ::::::::::::(:oI)

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what did the postman say to the dog, nothing he doesnt speak dog....... but his mother in law does.

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What happened to the orphan who ate a sandwitch? She got hit by a whale!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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2 gay guys walk into the bar guy #1 say lets get drunk guy #2 says lets get wasted then #1 says... what do they do fall on the floor and do it.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

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What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

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Guess what I was with your mom last night so I wraped her in foil and put her in the oven.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Yo mama's so poor that she's living in poverty.

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Roses are red bullets are led if you don't take me back now i'll shoot you in the head!

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Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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a older brother and a lil brother have bunk beds, one night the older brother has his gf sneak over, they are going to have sex. he tells his gf, "say lettace for a new positon and say tomato for stop", they start and she screams, "lettace, tomato, lettace, tomato". then the lil brother says " will you guys stop making salad, ur getting mayonase all over my face!!!!"

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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What is my name? I dont know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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