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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

whats sad about a ton of blacks in a limo going off a cliff. they'll destroy the car

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Why couldn't the teenager go to the pirate movie? He didn't have any money.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

If somebody stabs you in the forehead, you are likely to get injured.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

Roses are red, violets are blue, shit is brown and so are you

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What did one cat say to the other cat? Meow. What did one dog say to the other dog? Meow. Why was the man sad? He had a retarded dog.

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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