- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

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What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

knock knock who's there? pizza man ok

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

knock knock whos there banana banana who knock knock whos there orange orange who orange you glad I didn't say banana

Q: What happens when a Jew with a boner runs into a wall? A: He breaks his nose.

I walk into a bar...

Do you want icecream, Björn?

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

What's better then one dead baby in a tub? Many things a dead baby is a tragedy.

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