Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Knock knock who's there? Gary Glitter ?_?

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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Ms Leong Sux

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robin, get in the car.

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Why did the fat guy survive the the plane crash? He was late to get up due to a malfunctioning alarm clock and so missed his flight, sparing him of the tragic outcome the other passengers suffered. To this day he still thinks about how a completely random occurrence saved his life.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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The duck didn't cross the road.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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Sir, your wife is dead

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if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

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knock knock There's no door

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Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Terminator XXXIVXXX Regensisysydioniosis. Watch as the terminators return in this year`s summer blockbuster, they return to a time before the birth of Connors grandfather and manage to destroy the world, then the only decision left is for humanity in another timeline to travel back as the terminators are destroyed, but they travel back again so that! But that wont happen before Terminator: Los Pollos Hermanos.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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Jimmy: Knock, knock, Grandmother: Who's there? Jimmy: Jimmy Grandmother: Jimmy who? And then Jimmy held back tears as he knew grandmother's Alzheimer's disease was getting worse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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