-Knock-knock. -Who's there? -Interrupting Doctor. -Interrup.. -You have cancer.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Call of Duty is a good game.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Your Mother

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

What do you give hobos? Febreeze

What did the sleepy man say to his wife? I'm sleepy.

Women's Rights.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

White NBA players.

how do you tune a piano, you dont, piano tuners tune a piano, I wasn't talking to you!

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