What is small, slimy, and thrown in the garbage? A stillborn

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If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

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Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

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how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary.

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Knock knock Go fuck yourself

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A duck walks into a bar *************************** Later that day the homeless man had duck for dinner.

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Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

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Why did a homeless man eat another man's face off? Because he was hungry.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

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Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

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Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

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u are so............................................................................................................................................................................................gay

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Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

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How do you get your sister to stop wearing your underwear? Throw up on her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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What did Harry get for his Birthday? Nothing nobody likes Harry.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

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What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

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How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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