- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

YEAH THEY DO!

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

Want to hear a scary story?' I was droppin a two ball and the monster walked in

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

A man is a joke for making a joke on antijoke

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Whats worst than stubbing your toe? The Holocaust.

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

Q: What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

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