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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

anti joke What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

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What's the difference between Stephani and a momma hippo? The mother hippo is slowly but surely losing weight while Stephani is packing on the pounds! :)

two elephants in a bathtub Elephant 1: pass me the soap Elephant 2: no, radio!

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

what is chuck norris's favorite food? lasagna.

What do you call a black man at school the janitor

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens live on farms.

Why did Michael Phelps drown? He didn't because he is the best swimmer in olympic history.

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