- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

what is like a duck and quacks ? A duck.

why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

Why did the man take off his pants A: because they were uncomfortable to sit in

What did the furry tweet when he went to a furry convention? A: I'm at a furry convention

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

What do call a black politician? Not Barack Obama, unless it's Barack Obama

You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

women's rights

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

My diick won't stop barking unless I take it for a walk, problem is, I can't find a leash big enough

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

What do you call a cow who can't produce milk? Utter failure.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why can't Molly ride her bike? Because she has no arms or legs. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Molly.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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