Roses are red Violets are blue This is a poem The End

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck says "Got any grapes?"

what did one bean say to the other bean??? hows it been.

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

Whats Bin Laden's favorite store 9/11

Why did the man eat a human heart? Because he was part of a dangerous, religious cult.

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Why you don't laught when you see a black guy on a scooter? Because it could be your.

Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? a terrorist dropped a bomb on him which turned into a transformer, raped him and then burried him inside of his refridgerator

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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