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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

Q:Why do you never run over black guy on a bicycle A: Because that is not a very nice thing to do

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Q: What's the difference between a black man from San Diego and a white man from Miami? A: They live in different cities, and in the presidential election, the black man voted for Obama and the white man voted for McCain

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

A man told another,"You suck." The insulted man finished the sentence,"On juice boxes."

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Why are there so many jokes about germans on Anti-Joke? Because the Germans epitomize the flavour of anti-jokes perfectly and they have the whole nazi history thing going on which is ripe ground for many an anti-joke

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

shit is shit, even if you paint it purple; its still shit

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

How do you make a dog drink? Put one in a blender.

Why did the bartender refuse to let the black man in ? Because the bar was about to close.

You are in a room with no doors and no windows. All you have a chainsaw and a mirror. How do you get out? You don't and will slowly die a painful death of asphyxiation.

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