- Anti Joke

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To go to work. And be sexually harassed. For 70 cents on the dollar.

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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What is white and flies upwards? A retarded Snowflake.

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

a man walked into a bar. the bartender asked why he was annoyed. he answered " people keep on telling this joke and I'm tired of the making me get drunk

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "GESTAPO! AUFMACHEN!!!"

Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

Why was the cat meowing at the chicken? Because Sally got hit by a fridge.