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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

A black man, a small child, and a priest were all standing in line. They were all checking in the hospital after being in a 3 car pileup

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

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Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

How many babies does it take to paint a fence? depends on how hard you throw them.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

What is the difference between a bright red Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

What do you call a black man that cuts people up and takes their money? A surgeon.

what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

Whats the difference in car and a bicycle? One has an engine and drivetrain designed to run on gas and the other is powered by your output of work

Why did Jill fall off the swings? -Because she had no arms. Knock Knock? --Who's there? Not Jill. What did Jill get for Christmas? -What? I don't know. She couldn't open it.

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