AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

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Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

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What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

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How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

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Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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dry handjob

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Why is this website called anti joke.com? Because it has anti jokes.

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Person A "did you hear about the cure for AIDS?" Person B "no." Person A "neither did I."

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

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What is short and yellow? Most Asians

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man ur hairline is soooo far back the archaeologists couldn't find it

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a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

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Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

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knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

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Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

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oh hey.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Hi i want a cheeseburger and a small fry, said bob. And then, said the guy taking the order. thats all, said bob. And then, said the guy. Ummmm ok well i take small coke, said bob. And then, said that guy. Thats all, said bob. and then, said the guy. whatever i'll take a milkshake, said bob. And then, said that guy. and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then and then

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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