Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

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What is orange and smells like oranges? Oranges.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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Why was the black man picking cotton from the backyard? Because he enjoys gardening as a hobby, and prefers to do it every Sunday, after work.

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willam dafoe

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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A- Knock knock. B- Who's there? A- The interrupting doctor. B- The interrupt- A- You have cancer.

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"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

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What do you get when you put a black guy in a blender. Why are you still reading....

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Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out again remembering he forgot his wallet.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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Can I ask you a question? You just did

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A dog walks into a bar. The owner got a fake service dog identification and everyone really enjoyed it.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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