Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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I like school Said no one ever.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

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If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

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your mama so old, shes dead.

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What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me, wondering why your not naked.

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What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Matthew Baker

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Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? I don't eat pizza

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fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

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Q. Why dont people like shane murchan ? A. Because he wears chinos .....

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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