- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

One day Rebecca Black was driving down the street in a brand new convertible Luckily a policeman pulled her over after observing that she was far too young to be driving a car. Underage driving is a serious offense and should not be endorsed in music videos.

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