Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

what did the lesbian do with the other lesbian? played badminton

why did the girl scream when she got her tooth pulled? Because it hurt her.

why was the cat black it was a black cat

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

Knock Knock! whos there? Me! I kill you!

why did the zombie eat bob because bob was delicious

do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

Why did the black man go to prison? He committed a crime that had a penalty of several years in the state penitentiary.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy on the road? there is skid marks leading up to the dog.

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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