A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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A storm be brewin!

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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Badabing.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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