What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

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Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't so much cross the road as he did go down the road, to the supermarket, where he was sold to a family of 5, and taken down yet another road to the family's house, where they enjoyed a nice family dinner.

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Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

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Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

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Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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