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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

How do mummies keep there secrets wrapped up? They are dead.

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Why did the boy jump off the building? To get to the bottom.

What do you call double A's? Batteries

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

What do you do if a bird shuts on your windscreen? A:never take her out again.

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

How do you make a baby stop crying for the rest of its life? Shoot it in the face.

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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