roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

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In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

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What do a fish and an eagle have in common? They both live underwater aside from the eagle.

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What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

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So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Why did the idiot take a selfie with his phone underwater? Because he's an idiot

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Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

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Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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A muslim walks into a gun shop

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Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Anti Joke

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