- Anti Joke

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What does it mean if your tv appears floating away in the dark? You had an awesome tv.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

what do you call a black chef glendon

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Caroline Kelly.

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.

Why so serious? Your brother died.

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither