- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What the hell are you doing?

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Knock Knock! Who's there? ....Mrs Murray silently returned to her armchair, a single tear rolling down her weathered cheek. Her lonely existence deepened, as she realised the gang of boys had fooled her again.

What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

Roses are red, violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's cheese on toast

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

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