- Anti Joke

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

roses are red violets are blue pornhubs down your mums facebook will do.

How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Whats better than sex? Not dying. Ha

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.