What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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Dick Cheney That's the joke

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

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What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

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A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

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A bomb went off in japan where did sally go Everywhere

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There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

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What did the lactose intolerant boy say when he accidentally drank some milk? Nothing, he went into anaphylactic shock and couldn't breathe.

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Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

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What happened when the man turned on his TV? It was tuned to the Discovery Channel

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What does a black guy get for Christmas? your bike.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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A blonde walks into a bar ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

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I am dyslexic

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

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A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

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A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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