- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A French man gets into a fight

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Catholicism.

what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

I like school Said no one ever.

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

What is said about the man who is addicted to online gaming? He plays more than 5 hours per day and doesn't have any social contacts or whatsoever.

If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One you can smash with a hammer and the other is just a watermelon.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

Q: What did Batman say to Robin right before they got in the b\Batmobile? A: "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

What did the female lady person say to the baby? Get Some.

An airplane's engine suddenly blows up in the middle of its flight. The pilot turns around and sees a blonde and a brunette. He turns to his right and sees only two parachutes. The pilot says "Ok guys, only two-" Then the plane blows up.

If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Tests.

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