- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

i just wrote this so hard

What moos like a cow? Another cow

My Butthole.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Dey see me boilin' Dey choppin' God I'm so fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juicy So fresh and juiiiiiiccccy! MR MCCANN

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