So, a boy walks into a baker's shop and asks for a loaf of bread. The man says "do you want white or brown?" The boy says "oh, I don't mind, I've got my bike outside."

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

Why did the elephant cross the road? Indiana Jones was riding on it to Pankot Palace

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Yo momma's so skinny she doesn't have any fat!

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

What happens when you light a truck full of babies on fire and drive it off a cliff filled with lava and set off explosives when they land? The babies die. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

roses are red , violets are blue i love bernard he loves me too if you take him from my place i'll smash my fist in your face.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What does one call black men pushing a car up a hill? Black Car. What does one call white men pushing a car up a hill? White Car. What does one call Mexicans pushing a car up a hill? Grand Theft Auto

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

antonio has a penis head.lol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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