a girl got a friend request from a unknown guy. she chated him asking who he was. he replied vamos a tener sexo caliente y vas a pedir mas rapido mas duro! vamos ser estrellos porno. the girl deleted him as a friend B.A.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

why did the girl fall off the swing? her dad threw a refrigerator jlr

whats dumb and small? dandruff

why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

What do you call a man who has a camera? a cameraman

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why was the bus company sued? For substandard national safety regulations

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells, "Get the hell out!" Argon doesn't react.

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Why are Pirates called Pirates? Because the word originates from the term Pirata which means 'sea attacker' in Latin.

What did the construction worker bring with him to work? - Tools

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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