- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

why did the chicken cross the road? there was chicken food on the other side

The word "Walter" is never funny.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

What's white on top and black on bottom? Society.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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