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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people of a certain demographic does it take to change a light bulb? x+1 (x >0), 1 person to change the lightbulb and x to behave in a manner consistent with the established stereotype of said demographic.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? It varies. Alzheimer's is a very slow progressing disease, and many people suffering from it are capable of a wide variety of a number of everyday activities.

A skinny white prisoner dropped his soap in the shower. So the big, ripped, black prisoner who was showering next to him picked up the soap and handed it back to him. The skinny white prisoner said "Thank you" and continued with his shower.

-Knock Knock? -Who's There? -David Baxter. -David Baxter Who? -Wha- What? What do you mean "David Baxter who?" We were best friends in high school. YOU WERE THE BEST MAN AT MY WEDDING!! David Baxter proceeds to cry, as he doesn't know of his dear friend's Alzheimer's disease

what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

Today i saw 2 midgets walking.........now there hanging together.....in a tree.....by there necks,,,,...............I f***n hate midgets

Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

There once was a little girl called maddie who had a very earisponaceable daddy, she was taken from her bed and now she is dead and was raped by a Portuguese tranny

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

Women's rights

Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

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