- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

CNN has posted that the recent death of osama bin laden is comparable to decapitating a snake when really it is more akin to bisection of a worm.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm gonna f*ck you with a rake.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness. Oh come on in, I would love to learn more about your religion.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

Here's a joke The Holocaust.

How does micheal Jackson know when it's bed time? When the big hand touches the little hand.

Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

why was the boy sad because he had a cat stapled to his face

A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

What do you call something that lives in a pineapple under the sea? I don't know, but that seems like an improbable circumstance.

Why did the girl blush when she opened the fridge? Because she saw the salad dressing

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