- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats better than nailing a baby to a wall? Ripping it off the wall.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Corn Muffins

What do you call a Jew picking up a quarter on the street? A very nice man because a homeless man just dropped that and he was trying to return it. Rob W

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Did you know that in the country of Nigeria, every minute, 60 second passes?

What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Do you know what happens to a toad when it's struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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