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Why do people waste time reading these jokes. Because they like anti jokes.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad at poetry Potato

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

How does a dyslexic person read the word 'schitzophrenia'? Schitzophrenia. I leid abuot teh dyslxeia.

What does a person with Alzheimer's do? To get to the other side.

Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

Face...tastes like chicken!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

A black man walks up to a white man with a shaved head and boots in a bar He then hands him a ten dollar bill and tells him he dropped it

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

Why was the man crying? He just got called and the doctor confirmed he had AIDS.

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What did the Blind man say to the deaf man? Nothing, he doesn't know sign language

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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