- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Why did the scarecrow get promoted? He was outstanding in his field

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

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