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I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

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How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

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Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

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why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Okay.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

have you ever had african food? neither have they

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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