Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What advice did the cat give to the man? Nothing because it's a cat.

what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

What's funnier than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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