Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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What is white and long? A New York winter

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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A storm be brewin!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Mahmy

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

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Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

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whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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