A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm dying of AIDS so I guess I'm feeling a little sorry for myself"

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Poop

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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roses are green violets are green i was drunk last night

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Q: When is a door not a door? A: Before it has been asembled or after it has been taken down and no longer maintains the physical form of that which a door typically has.

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Your Mama's so fat that the Doctor recommended a healthy eating diet, and to exercise daily.

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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what worse than bitting into an apple and finding a worm bitting into a worm and finding an apple

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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If we had some ham, we could have ham and eggs; if we had some eggs.

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What's the best way to win a race? Run faster than all other participants.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What's white and red all over? A white guy who walked in the ghetto.

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Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

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How many amish does it take to change a lightbulb? Presumably only one, but since they do not generally use electricity it has yet to be tested.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

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why did the Japanese father cry? because when america bombed japan in wwll it happened to kill the rest of his family

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There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

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Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

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How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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