- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What's the worst part about rollerblading? Telling your dad that you're gay.

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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