Roses are der Violets are eulb I am dyslexic

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How did a monkey fall out of a tree? He slipped on a banana.

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What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Breaydn Simmons walked into a bar

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What do you call a man with multiple sexual partners? Well, first you strongly urge him to get tested for any contagious and potentially dangerous STD's that could have been transmitted from one partner's genitalia to another person's genitalia which could have very well been he himself. They could be life threatening. Oh, and call him by his first name.

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Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

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What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

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Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

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What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

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That Rachael chick needs to get back in the kitchen

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

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Horse.

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

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Why was the man sad? His wife left

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Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

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Who won the championship last year? There was no championship

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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