What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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ROSES ARE RED VILOTS ARE BLUE I HOPE YOU KNOW IM A JEW

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Why doesnt snow like Asians? Snow is a form of precipitation within the Earth's atmosphere in the form of crystalline water ice, consisting of a multitude of snowflakes that fall from clouds. Since snow is composed of small ice particles, it is a granular material. It has an open and therefore soft structure, unless packed by external pressure. Snowflakes come in a variety of sizes and shapes. Types which fall in the form of a ball due to melting and refreezing, rather than a flake, are known as graupel, ice pellets or snow grains. Therefore since snow is unhuman they are then thus incapable of emotions because they lack any vitals organs.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What happened at the 21 year old's birthday? She tried alcohol for the first time. She partied. She danced, She's dead. Open case.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

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a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

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My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

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What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

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Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

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I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

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Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

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A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

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Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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