- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why didn't the cat play with the ball of yarn? It was drowned in a toilet.

Why did the deaf man ask for directions? He didn't as he knew he wouldnt have a clue what they are on about.

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

"Almost as accidental as your spelling I'm afraid." -...

A man and his wife are disagreeing about what type of car to get. The wife continously nags him about getting her something that will go from 0-200 in 4 seconds, so he gets her a scale and buys himself a truck, 1 min later an abulance is called because the wife hit the husband with his new car.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

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