- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What is the most dangerous place to be right now? Rodney Kings pool.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

why do elephants paint them selves green ..... to blend into snooker tables. have u ever seen an elephant on a snooker table .... thats just how good they are.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

What's the difference between a lion and a stuffed lion? One is for children to play with, one will eat you alive.

cake cake and no cake, your life just ended

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala.

How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

Where's a bad place to park your car? In a no-parking zone

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

why was there a fish in a fish tank ? because if it wasnt it would die

What did the duck say to the other duck? Something, But us humans don't speak there language to understand

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

What's worse than biting into a worm in your apple? Being run over by a stampede of elephants

What do you call a man with an arrow to the knee? An ambulance because he's got a serious leg injury right there.

Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

your mama's so fat she wears big clothing

blonde: your cute Gangster: wanna go back to my crib blonde: you mean you can go back in time?

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