What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Just happy you are back Nero, I have no idea what a proxy is but I am at my mum`s place, is everything alright between us now?

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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Nah really, I start giggling like a dork whenever weird porn or whatever shows up on my computer, its just too weird. Fine ill use my glasses then, thanks for the comment by the way, I was really regretful for sending you that pic, but then again I did not have contacts then, nor did I want to photoshop anything.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Boys have swag, real men have class

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How do you piss off a gypsy? Curse at him

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A horse walks into a barn.. The farmer says "why the long face?",This frightens the horse ultimately leads to the farmer getting kicked in the teeth

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What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Why wasn't my friend laughing at my jokes? Because his grandpa is dying.

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whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

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What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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What breaks when you give it to a baby? Its pelvis

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A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

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Harry to Voldemort: Your mother is so fat, her patronus is a cake!

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2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse becomes depressed. He didn't ask to look like this. He drinks himself into a stupor, and then crashes into another car on the highway on the way home, killing a family of five. The horse is now in jail for life.

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What would George Washington say if he were alive? "Help! im stuck in a coffin!"

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Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

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Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Anti Joke

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