What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's two plus two? Window

Rush Limbaugh

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

What did the Momma Kangaroo say when she couldnt find her baby?

guy walks into a bar. other guy says to him, "are you blind"? "yes", he answered.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

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