So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

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How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Knock knock? Who's there? You have cancer.

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What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

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What is funnier than 24 69

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

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who do you call those who give this joke a thumbs down? people

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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T u r n i p s

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Hot Lady: What do you do for a living? Guy: Phosphorus, Oxygen, and Radon. Hot Lady: So you are a chemist? Guy: Think again! Think about Acronyms... Hot Lady: OPRa, so Opera correct? Guy: (Obviously talking to a Blonde) P, O, Rn Hot Lady: So, you are a chemistry teacher! Guy: (Sighs to himself thinking how PORn relates to chemistry. Which it does in biochemistry, but he does not know that).

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there r three guys on a bridge. They r chinese,mexican,&american. They each have a bottle of beer. The chinese dude says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. Then the mexican says I have enough of this in my country and throws it over the bridge. The american takes a drink of his and sets it down he looks at the mexican and says I have enough of these in my country and throws the mexican over the bridge.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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What's one plus one? two.

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