if a dog eats a hot dog what will happen? (leave a comment to find out)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jane from next door. Hi Jane how can I help you? Just wondering if my sister could use the spare spot on your drive tomorrow afternoon around 3pm? She is coming round for tea. I'm very sorry but my wife is due back around that time. Not a problem, thanks anyway. Have a great day. Bye Jane, see you soon, sorry again.

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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What's more dangerous, a big rock or a small one? It doesn't matter. You can blame my mom for having me.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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You know what's gay?? Lesbians

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A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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Why wasn't the Asian at work? Because the sweat shop was closed on Sundays...

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Little Jimmy's mommy loved to see the smile on her only son's face as he ate her homemade cookies. Due to lack of medical knowledge at the time, Little Jimmy contracted diabetes and died before he turned 30. Unmarried and childless, he was diligently working on his doctorate thesis on Astrophysics. His death marked the end of his family line.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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