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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Dumbledore dies.

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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