- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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THE GAME

There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Why was the blonde sad? Her phone was broken due to an NNEMP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

everyone dislike the first joke on page one

Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

Q: Why did the Jew have to go to a concentration camp? A: Because he was Jewish

who do we all like george goodburn

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

Erectile Dysfunction.

What's the difference between Miley Cyrus and a dead baby? One is a popular singer and the other is a dead baby.

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Why did the dog start barking? Because it was a dog.

Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Q- Why did spongbob go to Detroit? A- He didn't, spongbob is not real. And even if he was, Detroit is not a very popular tourist attraction.

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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