- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

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