On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

What's two plus two? Window

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. *smacks* ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Rush Limbaugh

Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

a mexican guy, a jewish guy, and a priest jump off a plane they landed safely and had a great day

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you get when you cross a lawn mower and a rabbit? A dead rabbit...

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

A guy has spikey things in his butt, what happened?............... He fell on a cactus.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Is it better to be born black or gay? No way to know. That is, unless you are black and gay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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