- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

matt is fat

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

a man walks into a bar he suffer's bad injuries by Mad

If life gives you lemons, keep them because hey, free lemons

Honk if you're Amish!

A fat man orders a pizza. Then after eating it, he gets a eart attack due to his high cholesterol and lack of exercise

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

Two muffins are in an oven. They don't speak to each other because muffins do not have the ability to make speech. After being in the oven for several minutes at 375 degrees, they are removed, left to cool, and were eaten. They were good.

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

What's grey and can't climb trees? A parking lot.

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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