I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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What do you call a black man driving a helicopter? Blackhawk down

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A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

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What did the man say when an pterodactyl flew into the kitchen while he was having breakfast? Huh, that's strange.

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Why do Mexican's wear pointy shoes? Because its part of their culture and is used as a sign of dignity when dancing to tribal music

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What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because he had legs.

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What's worse than being annal raped by a black man? Well lots of things are but being raped by a guy who has around a 7 inch penis may be hurtful I'm sure being cut open and eaten alive may be worse;)

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“Before I know it, he’s got both of my hands in his viselike grip above my head, and he’s pinning me to the wall using his lips … His other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes his and joins his in a slow, erotic dance … His erection is against my belly.”

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Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Where does Elmo live? In Sesame Street.

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Roses are red. They also have thorns. Their family is Rosaceae and they are often given as gifts between lovers. They grow in well drained and fertile soils...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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