Dumbledore dies.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but I'm late for work.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

Why did the chicken cross the road? We are not familiar with the specific circumstances, therefore its difficult to determine exactly why.

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the f**k is THAT!

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wanna hear a joke? Fifa price ranges.....:(

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

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