Why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he was laughing so hard at the man who farted and burped at the same time.

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What ryhmes with turtle rape

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Poop...

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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You want to hear a joke? Republican

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful business man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

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Male leadership.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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69

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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So this chick meets a guy at a bar. They never greet each other and the drive home sober.

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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