What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

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why did the girl cross the road? to get away from you

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what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

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My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

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why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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How many orangoutangs does it take to screw in a light bulb? 16; mongoloid

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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What did the starving kid say to the starving parent? Pineapple

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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How many spots does a giraffe have? Depends on the giraffe.

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted tobe cool, But I look like you

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Yo moma so fat, it ain't even funny. Seriously. She is suffering real diabetes! Do you know how that feels? I though so...

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a corvette? I didn't get 20 years for owning a corvette.

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