- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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World's 2 Biggest Lies 1. I have read and agree to the Terms of Service 2. That was my last piece of gum

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

a man walked into a bar and said ow

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Title IX

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

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