(PC) Why aren't regular jokes as good as anti-jokes? Because they are worse than anti-jokes.

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why did suzy get hit by the bus because she got dumped into the road and she had no legs

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What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

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Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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BOB:i feall like a hotdog JOE:u r what u eat BOB:no wonder your a d!(k JOE:f*** u

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What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

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Want to hear a joke? ... Oh dear, I can't think of any. Golly, this is embarrassing.

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

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what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

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When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

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What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

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Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

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THE GAME

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whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

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Two flatfishes swam in a bathtub.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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