- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Knock Knock who's there? Steve Steve who? Steve. I already told you my name.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Dumbledore dies.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What's the difference between a giraffe and an erection? An erection is much easier to obtain.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did the boy go swimming in the ocean? He didn't. the current pulled him in and he drowned.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

The kid was riding a honda xr70r. He got hit by a non moving object and died.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

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