Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench can support a family

Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

This is funny.

Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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