Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Where does the Queen of England live? England.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

Q- Why? A- Why not?

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I'm rick james bitch

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

If you throw a red stone in a blue lake what does it become? Simply a wet stone.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

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