- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your reading this you will realize that this sentence means nothing and I have just taken 5 seconds of your life that you'll never get back.

What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

Holy sh** a talking muffin!!!

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

The worst part of waking up, Is no Folgers in your cup.

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son, your mother and I once had those problems but we got through it.

A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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