- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Knock knock. Who's there. Suidi Arabia. Suida Arabia who? Huh? I was too busy loading my weaponry

How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Due to the wildlife conservation program prevalent in the neighborhood, the chicken was able to cross the road safely.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

Oh, go away

What is the meaning of life? 42

I baked a pie once. Guess what flavor it was. PIE FLAVOR!

What do a grape and an airplane have in common? They both have wings! except not the grape.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

Penis

Why did the boy eat the hedgehog? Because it made his mouth bleed,

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

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