- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

what's red and horny a red unicorn

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

There are two cows standing in a field eating grass. The first cow says "moo", the second cow says "Thats funny, I was about to say that".

Your so gay, that you like men!

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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