what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Why did the boy fail his final? His severe depression and progressive detachment from reality caused him to hang himself the night before

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Dumbledore dies.

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why isn't Abraham Lincoln on Mount Rushmore? Because he doesn't have a helicopter and he's dead.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This poem is getting old, I like cookies.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

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