Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

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ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

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No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

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A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the chicken say after crossing the road? Nothing.It's a f*cking chicken.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

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What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

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why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

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why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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