what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

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What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

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How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

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Get some flipping new jokes people

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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Arrow in the Knee!

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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