- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

There's my tractor.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

Why did the chick cross the road? Because she's a gold digger homie, dat chick is greedy like a mofo. She be all up in your grill and sheit tryin' getchu to spend your money lik dat homie ditch dat hoe, she aint even worth it brotha.

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

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