- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why'd Mary fall off her bike? Because she was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Mary... O.o

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A hat

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

how many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? 2 one to hold the latter and one to put it in

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

one time someone wrote an anti-joke, hoping for lots of likes, which give one a sense of validation. nope.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

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Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

When life gives you lemons, you are probably crazy because life cannot give you lemons.

Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He couldn't, his legs were broken

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

mitchell palmer sucks

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

whats 2+2 equal? 4

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