a man walked into a bar and said ow

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

Yo mommas so fat that when people look at her they say things like "shes bigger than me"

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Where does a king keep his armies? In his sleevies

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Q: Whats green and has wheels? A: Any form of motorized vehicle that is made for transportation and has a green paint scheme.

What is the name of the car? What

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did the guy run out of the whorehouse? Because when she spread her legs it looked like she was pulling apart a grilled ham and cheese sandwich.

How do you know you're on a blind date with a black person? If they agree to eat at KFC in Compton (Wyndellberg)

what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

there once was a black man who played basketball

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why did Billy fall off the tree? Why? Because he had no arms or legs. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy

Jersey Shore.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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