- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

Two guys walk into a bar, have a good time, and exit the bar, relatively sober. They are driven home by a friend who agreed to be the designated drive for safety purposes and enjoy the rest of the evening with their wives, to whom they are happily married. Then the joke ends abruptly.

what do you give a little girl with no arms no legs and who lives in a orfanidge for christmas?.................................... nothing because no parent wants a freak kid

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

I'm gay.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

European on my shoes, buddy.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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