What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

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Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

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Who is worse than Adolf Hitler? Lebron James

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A pirate walks into a bar with a wheel on his crotch, and the bartender says, "What's that?" and the pirate says, "A deadly tumor."

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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why did the plant eat a banana? it was hungry

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Why was Mary mucky? Because she was dragged to a field and raped

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

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What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

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PENIS that is all

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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