Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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why did the Chinese guy take steroids? He didn't he's naturally small.

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What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

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A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

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Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

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A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

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Why are Ethiopians so fast? Because antelope are also very fast.

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knock, knock Who's there? Statefarm... and we are always gonna be there for you

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your roommate, I forgot my keys.

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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What noise annoys a noisy oyster? Hispanics with their loud car stereos.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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