A cat jumped into a swimming pool It drowned and was cremated.

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whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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your mom is so stupid she got raped

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Many people protest. they go home after a few hours

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

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Why couldn't the girl call her boyfriend? Because she is homeless and can't afford to buy a phone.

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Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

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Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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a priest and a jewish guy walk into a bar. they both drink as expected and go home to their families

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a cop wrote most of these anti-jokes O.o

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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justin bieber over spongebob *snicker*

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Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

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Albert your flies undone.

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How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

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Why was john's balls itchy? Because he recently gained a severe infestation of pubic lice.

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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