Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

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Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

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News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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Knock knock. Who's there?

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How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

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What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

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what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

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Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

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A blonde walks into a bar. She says ow

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

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What's good? Anything that is not bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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