What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

what's red and horny a red unicorn

Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

there once was a frog with no leggs

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what is red and smells like paint red paint

I walk into a bar...

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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