How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

Hey I've got two stories. This one and the next one.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

Why did the kitten cross the road? Because its owners abandoned it.

hola said the chinese man

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

What's big and long? My dick.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

How do you make a priest cry? ... You kill his family

Q: What would you do if i pushed you down the stairs A: I would suffer from serious head injuries thus filling you with guilt for performing such a deed.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Pickles are moist.

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

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What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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