A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

Why did Johnny throw his money on the floor? Because he was giving it to charity

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Sugar is sweet. Plums are too. Prison rape isn't funny either.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

what is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac. a cadilac is something i want

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Hello, my name is John, and you are reading this paragraph. Find the mistake...

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

why did a guy try to rob me? because he was black.

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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