Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

European on my shoes, buddy.

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

What's big, white, and red all over? A refrigerator that happened to fall on a small child.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

A hill billy went fishing

Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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