Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Neither does the chicken. (you're supposed to laugh...)

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How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

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Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

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What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

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How do you keep someone in suspense? Refuse to let them view the resolultion of a gripping film.

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Yo momma so fat, when she went out side in a red dress, everyone yelled "HEY, KOOL-AID!"

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Jennifer walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender's name was Steven. His friend's sister who was my cousin's ex wife has the same name as the girl Jennifer. That's what I heard.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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Justin beiber..

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A bar walks into a man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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