what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

What's the difference between men and women? I really can't tell anymore, there's so many goddamn transvestites.

What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

Women's rights.

Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

what's white, sits around all day, and sucks on tits? a baby.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why did the car break down? Because breakfast was done.

I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

Your're racist.

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