- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

Women's Professional _________

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Roses are Blue Violets are red, I need to go the the bathroom

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

What did the lady say after she returned home from the grocery store? "Oh no! I forgot the milk!"

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

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