- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? 7

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

So a cat a dog are in a field.The dog then proceeds to eat the cat and take a nap

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

How do you identify a Chinese tank? They smash their own people.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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