- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

ecks! why zee?

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Poker? I barely even know her.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What is a white man in a white shirt called A white man in a white shirt

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Duh!!!."

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

A Jew, a black guy, and a redneck are walking down the street because their car broke down a few miles back.

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