- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first moneky.. Why did the 3rd monkey fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game.. Why did the 4th monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure..

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

your mom is so black that it can be assumed she is of african descent

What's up? Your time.

What does water smell like? water.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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