- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

Your mom is so fat she's overweight

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

What’s funnier than cancer? Most things, really.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

There's my tractor.

what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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