What is the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One's fun to smash and the other is a watermelon.

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Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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Why is josh such a retard Because when he was born a brick fell on his head.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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what did the blind man see? Nothing he felt the penis in his butt.

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What do you call a leper in a spa bath? Say excuse me Sir (or Madam), I notice you have leprosy, did you know that it is treatable? MDT for multibacillary leprosy consists of rifampicin, dapsone, and clofazimine taken over 12 months. Dosages adjusted appropriately for children and adults are available in all primary health centres in the form of blister packages.[17] Single dose MDT for single lesion leprosy consists of rifampicin, ofloxacin, and minocycline. The move toward single-dose treatment strategies has reduced the prevalence of disease in some regions, since prevalence is dependent on duration of treatment. World Leprosy Day was created to draw awareness to leprosy and its sufferers

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Your momma is so old, it is likely that she will pass away in the near future, and I would recommend you to spend some quality time with her.

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what do get when you throw a penny in between a jew and a mexican? nothing besides one less penny

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

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You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

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A blind woman was watching tv. think about it

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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Why did Little Suzy get hit by a truck? Well the real question is, "Why was Little Suzy in the road," so why was she? Because she felt like it.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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This is funny.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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