If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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poopy is poopy

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Q:how do confuse courtney A: give her a beer

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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pady irish man paddy english man and paddy african man go on a magic slide wat ever you say will be at the bottem paddy irish man said gold paddy english man silver paddy african man almost fell off so he said shit buthalf way down he thought it was fun so he said wee

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what do you do if you get in a car wreck with a black man get out of your vehicle and exchange insurance information

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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns hoping at least one of the puns would win but, unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

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if you have two gay people, would their kid be gay too? oh wait....

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A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

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why couldn't jimmy play on the swings at recess.. Because he's been dead for 5 years

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

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How do you make a Hispanic man sad? Answer: steal everything he has until he has nothing

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What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

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What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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A: knock knock B: who's there A:come in B:come in who?

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Suck pussy

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In Opposites Land, you might think the opposite of small is big. But no, it's nail clippers.

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Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Well this is pointless.....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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