What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

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cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

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What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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boner

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chicken is a funny word, and the road is a plot device.

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i bought a knock-knock joke book, and was unamused.

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Why did the black man run when he heard police sirens? Because he was parked in a handicap spot

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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