What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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a white guy, a black guy, and a latino guy all walk into a bar. The white man explains how his family is in turmoil because of his alcholism, the black guy shares his affection for crack, and the latino man explains why he shouldnt be here due to illegal immigration. They all hate their lives. Quack

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

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Women. One of the genders a human can be.

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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A loving father took his two children to the park for a picnic. while the children went into the lake for a swim he drowned them both

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How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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If a guy has a sex change what is the first thing he would say? Boobies!

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

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What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

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Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

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Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

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High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

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Roses are Red Your Face Has Turned Blue This Pillow I have Is Smothering You

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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