A vodka please Sir this is McDonald's Ok sorry, a McVodka please

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they practise.

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

A child walks into a bar. I swear those jungle gyms are too short.

What's worse than having an ugly face? Having a face like yours.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

How do you make a snake blink? You can't

Why did the submarine crash? Someone opened the window

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Did you fall from heaven? Because you look like Satan.

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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