- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Women are like fish. It's hard to tell when they are crying underwater.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your son just died of terroristic bombing.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Sharvil has aids 4 times

We can never ask enough hypothetical questions, can we? Well?

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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