- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

What do you call a black man being raped by 6 members of the Ku Klux Klan? Rape

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A baby seal walks into a club.

A Jew, a Muslim, and a black guy board a plane. Who gets kicked off first? The jew for his unruly behavior towards the flight attendant.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

What happenes if you put an elephant in the fridge? Nothing, it wouldnt fit.

What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

What do George Washington, JFK and Hillary Clinton have in common? They've never been to my house.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

Your mother is so heavy that she decided to try out nutrisystem

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

Yo mama is so fat that she is in a diet and wants to lose weight by eating healthy.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Who has big muscles and is good at wrestling? A wrestler

Knock Knock. Come in.

What is grey and transparent? An elephant in a zip-lock bag.

1657 is a cool number, when a leprachaun sings it sounds like pie drinking an obese penguin (do you know what I mean....) :D

You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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