Tyler Bishop is a waffle

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

Why is Timmy a dumbass ? He's not, because asses cannot, by definition, be intelligent, so it is unnecessary to qualify it as "dumb".

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

Women's Rights

Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

An Irishman walked out of a bar

What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

How do you scare a little boy? You tell him everyone he loves was shot to death by you and then kick his guardian .

why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

your mother is so fat that she bought a treadmill and uses it daily. she already lost 20 lbs.

Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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