- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

What do you call a bird with a broken wing? A bird with a broken wing.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

What did the little boy get on christmas morning? Cancer.

Why do black people like chicken? Because it's tasty, nutritious and easy to cook.

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Your text.

your mom is so fat she is at high risk of a future heart attack and should be taken to a cardiologist

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

A Jew walks into a shower. Gased.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why is the earth round? Because God saw it was flat and thought "too flat lets turn it around" And all was good.

What the corn in the core? The mexican antelope.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo. The prior sentence is a grammatically correct sentence in American English.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

What's blue, orange, and silver all over? Nothing. That's a ridiculous combination of colors.

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