- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What's two plus two? Window

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

On a tusday night, three guys walk into a bar After realising they have to work they proceed to exit

Title IX

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

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