- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

an atheist and a christian meet in a bar they chat about football, order some pints, and have a really good night.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Two muffins were in a microwave. One muffin said, 'It's getting hot in here." What did the other muffin say? Nothing, muffins can't talk.

Why couldn't the man stop dancing? Because he had Parkinson's.

A blonde a brunette and a ginger jump off a cliff they die upon impact and their families mourn for years to come.

You have 37 candy bars and you give your friend 12. What is the square route of the sun? Yes

Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the rabbit cross the road? He was attempting vehicular suicide after being told yet again that he was "silly" and "Trix are for kids."

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