- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

What's two plus two? Window

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

What happened to the baby seal who went clubbing? He met a nice woman and contracted HIV from her after engaging in unprotected sexual intercourse after taking her to his flat.

Your Mom is so fat she's Fat

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

A black man, a Mexican man, and a cop are walking in downtown New York. So are tens of thousands of other people, because it is a very large and diverse city.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You pour cold water on her head or make a loud noise nearby.

What is white and long? A New York winter

A blind man walks past a fish market then says "why hello lady's" ????

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

Roses are red Grass is greener I think of you when I play with my weiner

Jesus hates you this I know, because Buddha told me soo.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

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