What did the talking muffin say to the other talking muffin? Ah! A talking muffin!

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Why did to plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

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Did you hear about the man who lost his right arm and left leg... He's ok now he's all right.

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why was the woman in the kitchen? because societal standards placed her in such a situation

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A bar walks into a man

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

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what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

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A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

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what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

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Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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Why did little Suzy fall down? She got shot.

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Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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