- Anti Joke

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

What's the difference between communism and race mixing? Zey come for our blood, but drown in zeir ovn!!!!!

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Last night I had a lovely chicken burger I had no mayo left so had to make do with coleslaw but enjoyed it anyway.

what do you call a black guy with a bachelor's degree? by his first name, "Carl".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.