What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

What's clear on the outside and grey on the inside? An elephant in a plastic bag.

NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

My Butthole.

i have yougurt mit traktor

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work? A stick.

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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