what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the father leave work early on his son's birthday? He was rushed to the hospital after facing a severe heart attack due to a history of cardiovascular disease in his family.

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

pee

Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender calls animal control.

Once upon a time, The end.

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

Weed.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Your mom is so dumb that all of society says she was poorly educated.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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