- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

Whats small white and has a hole in it? A powdered Donut

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

whats worse than a 6 dead babies in a dumpster? You were babysitting them.

Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

a man paints himself yello shrinks himself and walks into a baber shop then he relizes that the sizers are yello so he gets cut up into shreds and dies. THE END!

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

What did the Cat get for Christmas? Nothing cats don't celebrate Christmas

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about pansies

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? ... To get to the bottom.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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