Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun...

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Mahmy

CFL

What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Q: Did you hear that Hollywood actress got stabbed last night? A: Really? Which one? Q: Reese.. um wither.. withersomething A: Witherspoon? Q: Yes. Her. She's in a critical condition.

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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