- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was jimmy's mom crying? A: Because her doctor said their were going to get rid of he cancer, 5 minutes later hey came back in and told her that he had made a mistake and that was for someone else, she was actually only had a month to live.

have you ever had african food? neither have they

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

A guy at a baseball game....

What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

why did the alien eat the cow? peer pressure

What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

How do you kill a blond? Shoot her in the face.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

(A man goes to visit his neighbor) Knock! Knock! ...................... ................... ................ ............ he walks back home

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

how do fit 104 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 100 in the ash tray.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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