- Anti Joke

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

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What do you call a newborn son? The proudest moment of your life. What do you call a newborn daughter? A disappointment.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

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