- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

hola said the chinese man

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

the holocaust

Q: How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? A: 2, one to hold the light bulb and the other to turn the ladder

How was Charles Manson able to get women to kill for him? Because he was charismatic and intelligent.

Anything involving women..

why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

Why did the Old man die? He died of old age.

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