- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

A man walked into a bar and asked if he could use the toilet The bartender told him that it was for paying customers only The man walked up to the bartender, ordered a drink and then proceeded to go to the toilet He came back feeling refreshed, finished his drink and said his goodbyes

A man quites his job to open a coffee shop which has been a dream of his for years, The shop does well with a healthy supply of customers and a steady income,The man is now financially stable.

Once upon a time a was born

White men's rights

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

Your face

How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

How do u get an A on your test. U lock your teacher in the closet.

what happens when you throw a green rock into the red sea? -- it gets wet

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Boys go to college to get more knowledge, girls go to Jupiter... Actually I lied, girls go to the kitchen

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

What did the zombie eat for breakfast? You. You fell a-sleep

The early bird gets the worm, but the angry bird gets the pig.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My heart skipped a beat, I'm dead.

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