- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Why was the girl crying when she got home? She got raped and mugged on the walk home

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

An Irishman, a German, a Jew, and a Mexican walk into a bar...... the Irishman is named designated driver and all four have a safe and enjoyable evening.

ohai. whutz en ahntei johk? sownz soopihd.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Suicide Johnny and the Go Kill Yourselves

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

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