What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

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What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

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roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with,  "In accordance with Megan's law"  

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

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How often do you remember a dream? Well what if I told you that this is a dream go ahead pinch your arm. You probably didn't feel pain. And just incase jump out a fifth story window. Come on do it. Now if you are still reading this you are either dreaming or didn't jump out the window. Shame on you!!!!!!

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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whos on the right track? lady gaga

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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woman's rights

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

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When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

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What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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