why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

Harold Camping and the May 21st 2011 rapture.....

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Timmy: "Dear Santa, why don't you ever come to my house?" Santa: "Because you don't have parents, Timmy" THE END

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

my gramma died

whats chinese noodles

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

Why did the chicken cross the road? No one knows because it never told anyone. Chickens can't talk.

what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

What are kids supposed to do in American classrooms if a nuke hits nearby? Hide under the desk. (This is a fact) Moral: Like that is gonna help... seriously that is ridiculous!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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