- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? A pilot you racist bastard!

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

I like U.............................nicorns :D

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

you're so stupid, you have trouble understanding what you read, like the newspaper, for example

What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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