- Anti Joke

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato