How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What? Chicken butt Why? Chicken thigh Who? Deez nuts

My Butthole.

what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth? Lucky to have teeth.

Roses are red, ill give you a wink, two in the pink, and one in the stink.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Living in Africa.

How do you confuse a blonde? Try and teach her the finer points of Quantum Physics without allowing her to take any notes, and then test her on it.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did the resently released criminal get for his birthday? a nice sweater

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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