What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

What could be happier than a fat guy eating 20 pies? The guy he bought it from!

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

A deranged serial killer walks into a bar. No one leaves because he looks like a normal guy.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

roses are red violets are indigo

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

Who is John Galt?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? THE CHICKEN!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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