Whats big, red and will cause severe injuries possibly fatalities if it falls out a tree? A phone box

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

There once was this guy and he fell down

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Robin, get in the batmobile

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

Why couldn't Jesus get a driver's license? Because automobiles did not exist 2000 years ago.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

What's your blood type? Red.

What the flower say to the bird. Nothing

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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