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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

What's the easiest way to make new friends? With Play-Doh.

Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

G:nock nock B:come in!

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

Thats malarious! When something is so funny that... malaria

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Man: What is the meaning of life? God: Buffalo wings. Lots and lots of buffalo wings.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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