What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

two paraplegics walk into a bar. oh wait...

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What do you call it when a plane crashes into a school? A terrible accident.

The truth is he loves her!!

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Miscarriages.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

Two peanuts walk down the street. One was a salted.

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What happens when you throw a blue rock into red water? It gets wet...

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refridgerator

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

were at work systems r down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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