- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Why was the snowman afraid of the sun? Because he would melt that day and die

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

womans having rights.

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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