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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

How do you kill a pirate? Throw him of a bridge

You arrive in the middle east. What is the first thing that you want to do? Leave

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

What made the old man laugh? A pile of dead babies.

Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

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