- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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my gramma died

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

A cricket walks into a bar and the bartender says,"Hey, we have a drink named after you!' and the cricket says,"Oh really? You have a drink named Joe?"

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

Q:How do u kill a butcher A: Kill its family

What's the difference between a jew and a bottle of ketchup? People actually like ketchup.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

What's got two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

Do you want icecream, Björn?

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