Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

How do you get a Mexicans attention? By calling him by his name.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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