knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

A hill billy went fishing

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

What's the difference between a horse and a house? 1 letter.

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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