- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you squirt them in someones eyes and steal what life gave them.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

whats funnier than 24? 25

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

what do you call a young man? a little boy

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

the NAACP

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

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