Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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why was Ralph depressed? Because his family was experiencing financial troubles, and needed money. He tried applying for many jobs, but they just didn’t quite work out. After ending up in the drug business to support his family, a deal went bad and he was shot, landing him in the hospital. The night his family arrived to check on him, the same shooter made his way to his room, and murdered his wife and 3 children, and somehow managed to evade police. Months after this incident, Ralph, the same chicken who was in the hospital and witnessed his family’s murder, was finally released. He had nothing to live for, nothing to look forward to in the future. He took up alcohol abuse for some time, until realizing what truly had to be done. He began tracking down his family’s killer, and with each day spent, he became closer and closer to discovering the dealer’s whereabouts. One day, he finally figured out who it was. As he arrived at the killers’ home, he took one last deep breath, then stormed in. After fighting through many of the dealers’ body-guards, Ralph finally reached the notorious drug dealing murder, Foghorn Leghorn. As a bloody battle ensued, it was clear who the winner would be.. As Ralph staggered out of the destroyed home, bloodied, yet victorious, he realized something. All the tracking, all the killing, all the bloodshed he had created, was all in vain. He realized that taking Foghorn’s life didn’t, and wouldn’t, bring his family back. Finding himself dumbfounded, he began to trot, head down, through the field where the bad drug deal happened, almost a year ago now. He took one last deep breath, looked at the stars, and took his first step on the road. This was it he decided, he was finally going to reunite with his family again once more. As the headlights raced towards him, he heard his family in unison whisper to him “You’re finally home Ralph, you’re finally home.”

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong walked on the moon, and Michael Jackson is dead....

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So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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Q: What has eyes but can't see, has arms but no hands and legs but no feet A: a blind man with his hands and feet amputated with cancer

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teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John, your son. Now open the door.

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What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Bob Saget that is all

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Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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Women's Rights

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