What's straight and famous. Ryan Secrest I was just kidding about the stright

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

A duck walks into a bar and buys a drink. When the bartender comes up he says put it on my bill

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What do Helen Keller and Beethoven have in common? They both died wondering what the hell their last words were.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

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