- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Think of a number between 0 and 2 That's how many times you're going to die in this life

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

Get up Look in the mirror

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

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