What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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my wife out of the kitchen

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No I said Lou. Oh hey Lou come on in.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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