What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

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Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

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Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

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Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

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Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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