Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

every knight i see an owl at window

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I've lost my tractor!

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

How do you make a little boy cry? Slap the cookie out of his hand.

What did the dying man say to his friends? Nothing. He had no friends.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

An Aisian failed a test

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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