Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

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What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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Friends are like lettuce; If you eat their head, they die

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

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why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

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how does cody get laid? he doesnt.

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Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

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How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

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Asian women drivers...

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Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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