A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

Yo Momma so old, that she has arthritis.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

why did the boy eat his lunch money? it was his lunch!

Asian women drivers...

Have you seen Helen Keller's house? Well, It's an old style ranch home in a respectable neighborhood.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Knock, knock. Who's there? The IRS.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

Knock Knock Who's There Fat white lady with dreadlocks Fat white lady with dreadlocks who? want to buy some girls scout cookies?

Tough crowd tonight...

What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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