- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? --probably just one, unless cerebral palsy runs in her blood, therefore her aid would assist her.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

you go up your hole down your hole between your hole and you rock and roll

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Wanna hear a joke? Me neither.

you know whats not funny white boards.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

I'm homeless.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

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