- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens if you jump on barbed wire, but break your fall? You hurt your arm as well.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

What happens when you give a Parrot a pack of cigarettes? Animal Rights Activists get upset and condemn your actions.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

What is the difference between 10 dead babies and a 1,000,000 dollar car I don't have a 1,000,00 dollar car

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Astyanax mexicanus, a subspecies of Mexican tetra that lives in a subterranean habitat and as such has structurally degenerate eyes that have atrophied over the course of evolution.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

when life throws you lemons you should watch out or you might get hurt.

So, this joke isn't funny.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he? No, because he had cancer.

Why do Jews have such big noses? They don't; To suggest phenotypic variation along religious lines is preposterous.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" Someone who needs to consider not saying "Knock Knock" every time they are about to enter a building.

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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