- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Women's rights

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

no

What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

A chicken crosses the road... Gets fined for jaywalking.

Two tomatoes are crossing the road. Suddenly one of them gets hit by a car. He goes "AGH!"

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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