What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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yo mama's so fat, that he doctors are slightly worried that she may be suffering from type 2 diabetes.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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here kitty kitty

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knock knock whos there i have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who Cream cheese

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A priest, a nun and an Irishman walk into a bar. The barman says 'what is this, a joke?'

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Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

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Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

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Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

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men's rights activists

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4 gay guys walk into a bar but there is only one bar stool, where do they sit? They go to a different bar

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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